{"product_id":"mind-your-business-my-wife-is-expensive-tee","title":"Mind Your Business — My Wife Is Expensive Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e🖨️ This is a print design — not a standalone product.\u003c\/strong\u003e To order, purchase a blank shirt through our \u003cstrong\u003eCustom Hand-Pressed Tee\u003c\/strong\u003e listing, then add this design to your cart. After checkout, contact us to confirm your print selection. Quantity shown reflects current availability.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eShe's Worth Every Penny. Let's be clear: she's expensive, she knows it, and frankly — it's none of your business. This hand-pressed tee features a pole-dancing raccoon who absolutely does not care what you think, with \"Mind Your Business\" arched above and \"My Wife Is Expensive\" stamped loud and proud below.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHand-pressed pole-dancing raccoon with \"Mind Your Business \/ My Wife Is Expensive\" text\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDistressed blue, red, and white lettering with ink splatter detail\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrinted on a Gildan Softstyle tee for an ultra-soft, comfortable fit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSmall-batch, boutique quality — curated with love, rooted in country\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe perfect gift from a husband who gets it — or a wife who wants everyone to know.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Barn and Willow Boutique","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51878399050013,"sku":null,"price":0.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0996\/9788\/5469\/files\/image_c77a0f04-ca05-44c5-96f7-10a6fa568d2a.png?v=1781497310","url":"https:\/\/barnandwillowboutique.com\/products\/mind-your-business-my-wife-is-expensive-tee","provider":"Barn and Willow Boutique","version":"1.0","type":"link"}