Mind Your Business — My Wife Is Expensive Tee

🖨️ This is a print design — not a standalone product. To order, purchase a blank shirt through our Custom Hand-Pressed Tee listing, then add this design to your cart. After checkout, contact us to confirm your print selection. Quantity shown reflects current availability.

She's Worth Every Penny. Let's be clear: she's expensive, she knows it, and frankly — it's none of your business. This hand-pressed tee features a pole-dancing raccoon who absolutely does not care what you think, with "Mind Your Business" arched above and "My Wife Is Expensive" stamped loud and proud below.

• Hand-pressed pole-dancing raccoon with "Mind Your Business / My Wife Is Expensive" text
• Distressed blue, red, and white lettering with ink splatter detail
• Printed on a Gildan Softstyle tee for an ultra-soft, comfortable fit
• Small-batch, boutique quality — curated with love, rooted in country

The perfect gift from a husband who gets it — or a wife who wants everyone to know.