Mind Your Business — My Wife Is Expensive Tee

🤠 This is a hand-pressed, limited edition print — made to order on a blank shirt.

To complete your order: After purchasing, please message us on Facebook or via our contact form with your shirt color and size. Orders without a selection will be held until we hear from you. Please message us at time of order.

Available Shirt Colors: Black, White, Paragon, Sage, Chocolate Brown, Maroon, Natural, Sky, Charcoal, Azalea Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL

👕 Need a custom color or size? Message us before purchasing to confirm availability. Custom orders include a 1-week turnaround time.

⚠️ Refund Policy: All sales are final. Refunds are not available based on shirt color or size availability. Please confirm your selection at time of order.

She's Worth Every Penny. Let's be clear: she's expensive, she knows it, and frankly — it's none of your business. This hand-pressed tee features a pole-dancing raccoon who absolutely does not care what you think, with "Mind Your Business" arched above and "My Wife Is Expensive" stamped loud and proud below.

• Hand-pressed pole-dancing raccoon with "Mind Your Business / My Wife Is Expensive" text
• Distressed blue, red, and white lettering with ink splatter detail
• Printed on a Gildan Softstyle tee for an ultra-soft, comfortable fit
• Small-batch, boutique quality — curated with love, rooted in country

The perfect gift from a husband who gets it — or a wife who wants everyone to know.