My Tolerance for People Last This Long Tee
🤠 This is a hand-pressed, limited edition print — made to order on a blank shirt.
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Available Shirt Colors: Black, White, Paragon, Sage, Chocolate Brown, Maroon, Natural, Sky, Charcoal, Azalea Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL
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⚠️ Refund Policy: All sales are final. Refunds are not available based on shirt color or size availability. Please confirm your selection at time of order.
Zero apologies. This hand-pressed tee features the most relatable zebra on the planet — rainbow stripes, sunglasses, a cocktail in hand, and absolutely no interest in dealing with people today. Same, honestly.
- Hand-pressed retro rainbow zebra beach graphic
- Cartoon zebra lounging on a beach bench under a striped umbrella with a cocktail
- Wine bottle in ice bucket, starfish, and seashells in the sand
- Bold green retro lettering: "My tolerance for People Last This Long"
- Red and green sparkle star details
- Printed on a Gildan Softstyle tee for an ultra-soft, comfortable fit
- Small-batch, boutique quality — curated with love, built for the bold
For the girl whose social battery runs out faster than her cocktail.