My Tolerance for People Last This Long Tee

🖨️ This is a print design — not a standalone product. To order, purchase a blank shirt through our Custom Hand-Pressed Tee listing, then add this design to your cart. After checkout, contact us to confirm your print selection. Quantity shown reflects current availability.

Zero apologies. This hand-pressed tee features the most relatable zebra on the planet — rainbow stripes, sunglasses, a cocktail in hand, and absolutely no interest in dealing with people today. Same, honestly.

• Hand-pressed retro rainbow zebra beach graphic
• Cartoon zebra lounging on a beach bench under a striped umbrella with a cocktail
• Wine bottle in ice bucket, starfish, and seashells in the sand
• Bold green retro lettering: "My tolerance for People Last This Long"
• Red and green sparkle star details
• Printed on a Gildan Softstyle tee for an ultra-soft, comfortable fit
• Small-batch, boutique quality — curated with love, built for the bold

For the girl whose social battery runs out faster than her cocktail.